The opening scene for the liquid Kung Fu movie you are about to experience begins
with an all enveloping nose of black raspberry, blueberry, kirsch and Chinese
dessert spices.  You will experience flying kicks of sweet boysenberry, fruit preserves and cola.  Flavors of sweet and sour pork will uppercut your senses and leave you defenseless before a focused, Super Saiyan one inch punch of berry liquor and fresh floral pastille finishes you off in this explosive Martial Arts cliffhanger.

THE END? 

Just kidding…  Yeah, it’s the end until the next release at
least. For a limited time, Kung Fu Grip included!

“I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.” -Bruce Lee